The Right Question

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There are many questions that have to be answered every day.
Today they asked her how they should label her picture.
‘So, what are you? A chef? A teacher?‘
She looked at him, but said nothing.
‘It is important, our readers want to know this’.
‘Your readers want to know what I am’.
‘Yes’.
She hesitated. ‘Drinker of Coffee? Reader of Cookbooks?’
He laughed at her jokes.
She tried again. ‘Lover of Discussions?’
‘What?’
‘Ok then, ‘Writer of Blogs’?
He shook his head.
She sighed. Maybe ‘Chef in the Night? Roaster of seeds? Rice taster? Vegetable-chopper? Learner of Languages?
‘Ok ok ok’, he said. ‘You win. We’ll change the question. Tell me:
What Do You Like?’